This is kinda cute and totally relevant, although guys I know don't keep diaries.
Oh. My. GOD. This is perfect. Just....perfect.
Hello my name's Ness
And I like lollipops.
I like eating them. I like licking them. I like collecting them. I like saving them.
The first lollipop I've ever eaten was in the shape of a rooster.
It tasted good.
The second lolly was one of those huge swirlies. I'm a girl who takes things to the extreme.
It took a long time to finish.
I like eating them. I like licking them. I like collecting them. I like saving them.
The first lollipop I've ever eaten was in the shape of a rooster.
It tasted good.
The second lolly was one of those huge swirlies. I'm a girl who takes things to the extreme.
It took a long time to finish.
"You know I love you." "You...have a very funny way of showing it."
You see this bad-ass mo-fo? Her name is OTHER MOTHER and she is my IDOL, man. She is the most evil bish you'll ever read about or see on the TV screen.
You see this ho right hurr?
She's got buttons. For eyes.
BUTTONS.
And she COOKS like there ain't no tomorrow.
And she does errything you want her to!
What more could you possibly want from a mom? Hell, she's more of a happy servant than a mom.
But beware: You piss off this hoslut, and she will blow up on you. Don't be goin' telling her that you wanna be with your other mom. Man, that **** doesn't even pay attention to you!
Okay, so other mom may be a bit creepy, what with the color-changing eyes and everything, but she's nice....
Even though it's all an evil scheme to take your soul so she can live longer.
Smart, right?
And she has this father duplicate thing that's her punkin slave. He's a bit of a retard, but he's a good guy, all in all.
Also, this BAMF eats bugs. BUGS.
Not real food. How hardcore can you get?
AND she's really skinny, which is like my lifelong goal.
I wanna be just like her when I grow up.
I wish she and Hitler would have an offspring.
All my sick fantasies would come true.
You see this ho right hurr?
She's got buttons. For eyes.
BUTTONS.
And she COOKS like there ain't no tomorrow.
And she does errything you want her to!
What more could you possibly want from a mom? Hell, she's more of a happy servant than a mom.
But beware: You piss off this hoslut, and she will blow up on you. Don't be goin' telling her that you wanna be with your other mom. Man, that **** doesn't even pay attention to you!
Okay, so other mom may be a bit creepy, what with the color-changing eyes and everything, but she's nice....
Even though it's all an evil scheme to take your soul so she can live longer.
Smart, right?
And she has this father duplicate thing that's her punkin slave. He's a bit of a retard, but he's a good guy, all in all.
Also, this BAMF eats bugs. BUGS.
Not real food. How hardcore can you get?
AND she's really skinny, which is like my lifelong goal.
I wanna be just like her when I grow up.
I wish she and Hitler would have an offspring.
All my sick fantasies would come true.
