Ladies and gents, I give you...Pimp!Kyu (KyuWhore and KyuBitch are also appropriate)
That we do, friend. That we do.
Oh, you fancy, huh? I'm better at drawing inanimate objects or anything that doesn't have a face.
This is becoming more of a 'Ness is hungry and this food is very cute' place, but oh well.
Holy sweet hell. It's like chapstick world. My big lips want. And they wants them now.
You see this right here?
This is a low-quality picture of Domino's Pizza.
Now why on earth would I post a picture of something like that?
Simple: I can taste it in my mouth, I swear. I can smell the melted cheese, the garlic in the tomato sauce, hell, even the freshly-baked bread.
What I wouldn't give to bite into a slice of pizza right now, topped with mushrooms, some red peppers, and Parmesan cheese.
My insides are doing somersaults as I think about it.
Moral of story: I'm hungry and there's nothing to eat in the house.
I'm probably gonna become a cannibal and eat myself, which leads me to the unavoidable question:
If you eat yourself, will you disappear or be twice as big?
Now why on earth would I post a picture of something like that?
Simple: I can taste it in my mouth, I swear. I can smell the melted cheese, the garlic in the tomato sauce, hell, even the freshly-baked bread.
What I wouldn't give to bite into a slice of pizza right now, topped with mushrooms, some red peppers, and Parmesan cheese.
My insides are doing somersaults as I think about it.
Moral of story: I'm hungry and there's nothing to eat in the house.
I'm probably gonna become a cannibal and eat myself, which leads me to the unavoidable question:
If you eat yourself, will you disappear or be twice as big?
